December 20th: It’s finally here!
The Rise of Skywalker has caused us great cheer;
Yet, that is not number six on our list
Six is related, though easily missed.
With over 10 minutes of Chewbacca sounds
And holographic guest stars making the rounds;
What was George on when he wrote this great scheme?
Tell me @AngryJoe it was all just a dream!
The Star Wars Holiday Special, it’s part of the lore;
Watch Carrie Fisher’s ‘Light Day’, you’ll roll on the floor.